I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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