I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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