It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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