Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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