Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I can't turn off my feet"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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