I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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