I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just gift wrapped bread.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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