WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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