He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
NoShamevember. You game?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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