You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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