But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
