If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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