So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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