LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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