There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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