Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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