I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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