covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I look better un-naked...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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