tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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