we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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