what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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