Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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