found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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