I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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