Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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