Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
