Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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