i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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