I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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