I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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