Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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