So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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