shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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