Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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