i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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