Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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