it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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