Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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