The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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