Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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