the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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