this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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