I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just gift wrapped bread.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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