So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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