If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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