I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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