Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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