Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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