yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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