I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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