So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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