I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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