How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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