We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
