no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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